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Supporting Piñatas

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  Langston Lickatoad

  As official representative for Piñata Central, Langston takes his job as Piñata Wrangler very seriously. There are lots of parties out there in the world just waiting for a fun, candy-filled piñata, and it's Langston's job to see that the right piñata goes to the right party, in as professional and orderly manner as possible. Of course, with characters like Fergy and Paulie screwing with Langston's carefully worked out piñata line-up, things never go as smoothly as he planned. That's why Fergy and Paulie are now on the top of Langston's list. Nothing would give him more satisfaction than stuffing these two scoff-party-piñatas into the cannonata and firing them off to the biggest piñata BASH he can find!

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  Pecky Pudgeon

  As the top correspondent for Piñata Island's #1 newspaper, "The Piñata Yada Yada," this paparazzi pigeon has an uncanny beak for news. Pecky will follow any lead, dish any dirt, and shadow any celebrity to get a big scoop or shoot a Pulitzer-winning photo. Pecky's not afraid of ruffling a few feathers. More than once Pecky has had his camera broken, his wing dinged, and his beak busted. When asked about what happened the ace reporter's standard response: "See page six!"

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  Simone Cinnamonkey

  Simone Cinnamonkey is Hudson Horstachio's wheeling and dealing manager and agent. Sure, Hudson can be insufferable, boorish, juvenile, and yes, she has to cater to his every little urge and annoying whim, but being the agent of the biggest, most fabulous piñata superstar ever makes her big and fabulous as well! Simone's phone is ringing off the hook and she barely has time to take on other clients. She's often seen talking on three phones at the same time - a phone in each hand and the third held by her tail!

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  Pierre Parrybo

  Pierre is a feisty, fiery, fiercely French-accented piñata. A minor celebrity on the island, Pierre is often asked to officiate at various contests, fairs, pageants, etc.. This is odd when you consider that between his heavy French accent and his unique mangling of the English language, Pierre is terribly hard to understand.
  
  Pierre also has a call-in radio show that is very popular on Piñata Island. Piñata Celebrities like Hudson, and... well, Hudson... often come by to chat with Pierre and take questions from callers.
  
  Pierre is also the island's #1 DJ, and can be found spinning ze discs at many of Piñata Island's most popular clubs and biggest celebrations.

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  The Bonboon

  Considered by many to be the wisest of the wise, the Piñata known only as "The Bonboon" sits in tranquil meditation under the shade of the oldest tree in the garden... next to the outhouse. Piñatas come to the Bonboon seeking answers to life's biggest questions, like "Why am I here? What is true Happiness? Why did the Cluckle cross the road?" The Bonboon always has an answer... and that answer usually involves giving him all your candy, cleaning his house, giving him a full body massage, etc. You see, what the piñatas don't realize is that the Bonboon is not so much a wise man as he is a con man! After seeing him you best check that your wallet hasn't been stolen!

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  Dr. Quincy Quackberry

  Some call him a quack, others swear he's a miracle worker, but no matter what you believe, Quincy Quackberry is the only psychologist in the garden. Quackberry is called upon to cure everything from Piñatapartyphobia to Confetti-itis, and the good doctor is more than willing to dive right in - whether he's medically qualified or not! He's either the world's most accomplished piñata medical authority, or he's the world's greatest snake oil salesman. Whatever the truth is, take two gooseberries and call him in the morning!

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  Shirley Shellybean

  She is far and away the slowest Piñata on the island, but Shirley Shellybean doesn't seem to be aware of her extreme and near-complete lack of speed. Many times Shirley and the gang will start out on an adventure together, but pretty quickly the others have left her far behind, and by episode's end, Shirley has only just barley moved a few feet, still enthusiastically chattering, "C'mon gang! Let's get this show on the road!"

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  Professor Pester & The Ruffians

  (The Villains! Boo! Hiss!)
  While Fergy and Paulie spend much time and energy avoiding Piñata Central, there is a much greater danger that threatens all of Piñata Island: the piñata poaching Professor Pester and his Ruffian henchmen!
  
  Well... okay.. maybe not great danger...
  
  Professor Pester fancies himself a criminal mastermind and develops exceedingly complex and elaborate machinations for capturing piñatas, but in truth he may be the most bungling bad guy in the history of evil! With painstaking detail and Shatner-like acting, Pester describes his diabolical plans to his dimwitted, uncomprehending underlings, the Ruffians. But clearly the plan is flawed and, regardless, the Ruffians can't grasp a word of it, and before you know it Pester finds himself trapped in his own contraption while the piñatas remain free and the Ruffians laugh and leap about. Inevitably Pester insists "I have no regrets!" ... but somehow methinks he doth protest too much.